50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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cookienun:

wait

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rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

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radgoku:

a year and a half later and I still wanna f sycamore

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human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

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"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a foot taller than i am

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wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

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trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

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