zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

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You’re empty but clever. Your half-lies are so refined that they look like truth.

Through A Glass Darkly (1961)

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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ericscissorhands:

There are villains you just can’t hate. Then there are these assholes.(X)

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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thecrankyconservative:

That moment when you realize a garbage can has more faith in you than any of your family or friends.

mariowiki:

I let my Little Brother and Sister guess what the Smash Characters names where, and well, it was a mess

(Top is my brothers, Bottom is my sisters)

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noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

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