There are two kinds of people in the world.
it gets me every time
My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
Happy birthday to me
My bday every year
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Pray the eh away!
the world ain’t ready for the type of confidence this has given me.
fifteen minute until pI ZZa
I iAM EXIITCITe
PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR
i am not weiarng pant