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scruples:

more here x

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nickmiller:

Summer love fades

into

winter arguments.

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starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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kinomatika:

look at this excellent shirt i got for 12$ today